Now, usually I’m not the type to single people out… but meh I’ll give it a go.
Here’s a question I’m sure we’ve all wondered to ourselves:
“How (and why) does Evan keep buying all these new “toys”?”.
By this I mean it seems to me that atleast once a month there would be a thread about him building some new super-robust (and likewise expensive) bc wheel, planning on purchasing the equipment to assemble not one but TWO street unicycles etc (I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about)
So tell us Evan, you sellin’ dope to your high-school buddies?
could be… but wait… Shouldn’t we be feeling sorry for him then? As in: “oh poor kid was depreived of a childhood” and whatnot? I guess not though… he DOES have all these neat toys!
job?
if he has a job i dont think he is making enough to earn like 400 a month i am 15 and finding a job is pretty hard, let alone making 400 dollars a month, but maybe all he ever does is work?
but then how did he get so good? is he some kind of super human?
Yeah, but he will see it soon. I don’t think he will be offended by us saying he has rich parents. He probably realizes that his parents are at least well off.
The only thing I can’t understand is why he gets a new uni every month or two and his parents let him sell the old ones.
HAHA, this is a funny thread, i usualy sell somehting to get somehting, i sold my p-file trials to get my new bcs. I sold my coker and giraffe and 16" and 12" for my street uni
Although there is no shortage of buyers, selling dope doesn’t make much profit around these parts…so a little birdy tells me.
I think he has rich-ish parents. I mean, California, as far as I know, has a pretty high cost-of-living. If the COL is high, then people must earn more money to stay “middle-class” (using the term loosely because it varies from area to area). Since the price of unicycles doesn’t vary from place to place, they have that much extra money to put into purchasing them.
Evan is definately short, and young, and posing on that unicycle for the picture. I mean, I don’t think he landed like that and someone took a picture.
Don’t change the subject, the spotlight is still on you in this thread :D! He probably works hard for the money he earns, just like the rest of us drug deale…err…hard workers…(jk :p)
I can’t wait until I start making money at the place I’m interning (Information Services Dept. at the Martin Memorial Hospital). I’m going to buy a KH20, a nice splined Qu-Ax, or, maybe, a Coker. I’ve been toying with the idea of a Coker lately…
Look at that^, I managed to stray from the subject of the thread yet again… d’oh!
A lot of it is often perception too. I’m a great fan of the electronic toys, and I usually buy one now and again when I have some spare cash. Now often, when people see me that don’t see me much, I have a new toy to show them. They then get the impression all I ever spend my money on is electronic goodies. Little do they know I also have a debilitating unicycle habit.