A question that seems to come to mind everytime Total Uni (Evan Byrne) posts.

Now, usually I’m not the type to single people out… but meh I’ll give it a go.

Here’s a question I’m sure we’ve all wondered to ourselves:

“How (and why) does Evan keep buying all these new “toys”?”.

By this I mean it seems to me that atleast once a month there would be a thread about him building some new super-robust (and likewise expensive) bc wheel, planning on purchasing the equipment to assemble not one but TWO street unicycles etc (I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about)

So tell us Evan, you sellin’ dope to your high-school buddies?

Maybe his great great grand-daddy had lots of slaves and made money in the cotton business…

Or he has a job and only spends his money on unis…

I’d be more willing to beleive the grand-daddy story… I guess we’ll just wait to see what he has to say.

Maybe he’ll teach us his secret and we can rejoice in material wealth aswell!

well, he’s like seven, so I don’t think he has a job yet.
just kiddin!
about the being seven part, not the I don’t think he has a job yet part.

He could be a man-whore

could be… but wait… Shouldn’t we be feeling sorry for him then? As in: “oh poor kid was depreived of a childhood” and whatnot? I guess not though… he DOES have all these neat toys!

edit to what DK said: “Boy-whore”

Hes no boy…

Haven’t you seen pictures of Evan shirtless? Hes quite the beast

job?
if he has a job i dont think he is making enough to earn like 400 a month i am 15 and finding a job is pretty hard, let alone making 400 dollars a month, but maybe all he ever does is work?
but then how did he get so good? is he some kind of super human?

Have you ever met evan in person? He’s much smaller in real life. Looks like he’s just hitting 5 feet tall at the most.

Well I think he jsut has a lot of money…you ever seen his house?? But he makes alot of stuff himself since he has his own machining stuff…

Rich parents.

It’s kind of like talking behind his back, yet… not.

This thread is dirty.

Maybe he just works alot? What else does a youngin’ spend money on? Certainly not rent or food… Why not just ask him? Why does it freakin’ matter?

Yeah, but he will see it soon. I don’t think he will be offended by us saying he has rich parents. He probably realizes that his parents are at least well off.

The only thing I can’t understand is why he gets a new uni every month or two and his parents let him sell the old ones.

Well I’m thankful that he’s a man of means. That’s my old Muni he on in that picture.

HAHA, this is a funny thread, i usualy sell somehting to get somehting, i sold my p-file trials to get my new bcs. I sold my coker and giraffe and 16" and 12" for my street uni

Id like to know how phil buys all his unis, hes buying atleast 3 every week, and still marryed?! WHATS UP WITH DAT

Hah, dont change the subject evan!

Anyway,

And i made that hat:D

Well I am 5’ and he’s taller than me:)

  1. Although there is no shortage of buyers, selling dope doesn’t make much profit around these parts…so a little birdy tells me.

  2. I think he has rich-ish parents. I mean, California, as far as I know, has a pretty high cost-of-living. If the COL is high, then people must earn more money to stay “middle-class” (using the term loosely because it varies from area to area). Since the price of unicycles doesn’t vary from place to place, they have that much extra money to put into purchasing them.

  3. Evan is definately short, and young, and posing on that unicycle for the picture. I mean, I don’t think he landed like that and someone took a picture.

Don’t change the subject, the spotlight is still on you in this thread :D! He probably works hard for the money he earns, just like the rest of us drug deale…err…hard workers…(jk :p)

I can’t wait until I start making money at the place I’m interning (Information Services Dept. at the Martin Memorial Hospital). I’m going to buy a KH20, a nice splined Qu-Ax, or, maybe, a Coker. I’ve been toying with the idea of a Coker lately…

Look at that^, I managed to stray from the subject of the thread yet again… d’oh!

A lot of it is often perception too. I’m a great fan of the electronic toys, and I usually buy one now and again when I have some spare cash. Now often, when people see me that don’t see me much, I have a new toy to show them. They then get the impression all I ever spend my money on is electronic goodies. Little do they know I also have a debilitating unicycle habit.

hes hustlin. big time.