A lazy spring ride on a country road

Bear and I have some good friends here in PA. Cris and Jake are another single mom/7 year old duo. Cris and Jake aren’t as active as Bear and I and would like to be, I thought we’d take them on a ride on a country road.

I rode my Muni, the rest on mountain bikes. Jake is just up on a two wheeler without training wheels recently. He’s still getting the hang of starting himself without a parental push.

After a nice lazy ride on the dirt road weaving around potholes (which are filled with mud and occupied by “coupled” toads), rocks, and the occasional stick, we hit a nice long downhill grade and Bear, confident on his bike as ever, races ahead about 20 meters. From my perspective, there is a long straight stick in the road, stretching easily half way across the road, Bear rides over it and UP it jumps at Bear! As high as Bear’s shoulder. But Bear, realizing that this is no stick, races past the snake.

Meanwhile Jake, rapidly approaching the injured animal (which is now coiled tightly, mouth agape and ready to strike in the middle of the road), falls off his bike so to stop rapidly. Cris and I are there in an instant. Jake is about 10 feet from the snake. I go slowly and reach for Jake, bringing him away from the snake.

Bear is in a dead panic isolated at the other side of the road. He later reports that his legs were shaking so badly he could barely stand. I can’t see the shape of the snake’s head well enough to determine if it is venomous. Being unfamiliar with the local fauna, I am inclined to assume it is poisonous and either wait or walk around through the woods. Jake is just about paralyzed with fear. Cris lets curiosity get the best of her and begins approaching the still coiled and open-mouthed animal with a stick.

Falling short of calling her stupid, I remind her that snakes are fast and this one can jump. She backed off, but did get a good look at the animal’s head which enabled later identification.

We begin to make our way through the woods. Poor Bear didn’t hear our plan and thinks we are abandoning him. He lets out a scream as we dissapear from view, but at the same time the snake decided that we were no longer a threat and headed the other way out of sight. Whew.

Bear got a big hug, a large helping of ice cream, and a good story that no one will believe to bring to school on Tuesday!

It turned out to be a Black Rat Snake, a common nonvenomous constrictor.

I hope Jake and Cris, city dwellers, come out with us again. It was a bit more adventure than any of us bargained for!

i liked the whole write up, but this^ just made me laugh for some reason. lol

thats scary, im glad you guys are all okay, although not much damage could have ocurred, i would have been freaking out and prolly would have peed my pants, bear sure is a tough one

That does sound scary! It will make for many laughs (soon).

I’ve done a lot of hiking in Southern California, Bear, and sometimes we see rattlesnakes. Sometimes we don’t see them first, though! All of a sudden, there’s a zzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzing sound that makes the hair stand up on your neck and makes your body jump two feet in the air! The rattlesnakes like to coil up in the middle of the trail, or by the side of the trail, and from a distance, if you can see them, they look like a cow pie.

After you recover from the jump, then you have to wait in the hot sun for the snake to decide that he wants to leave. It can take a while, so the best thing to do is to sit on a rock and eat Fritos, which are the best backpacking food ever (the thick dip kind, so they don’t smash in your pack).

Oh, and a good antidote for snake adventures is to fill ice cube trays. It’s so fun watching the little waterfalls from one cube to the next that all the scariness goes away pretty fast.

Jeez, thats pretty exciting. I haven’t ever had something like that happen.

haha WEIRD

Whoa what a scary experience, especially for a 7-year-old!

I saw a snake when I was riding my muni in the woods a couple of weeks ago, it was only a grass snake and not in the least bit scary, but I’ve never seen one in the wild in the UK before so it pretty much made my day!

Wow. And I think negotiating the teenages is scary enough.

Cathy

Cathwood: It was definitely an emotionally taxing experience for the moms involved! I think Bear is 7 going on 15, so the teenage years are sure to be a thrill.

Bear just decied a few weeks ago that snakes are his new favorite animal. He hasn’t stopped talking about the incident. Neither have I, apparently!

Just in case any guests unfamiliar with muni are reading this: Muni isn’t all about terror. ObieOne and I saw a pink lady’s slipper (an orchid) on a Muni ride on friday. It wasn’t scary at all.

sssssnakes

Here’s one we found in our backyard! Bear can add this pic to his collection. He is six feet long. Can you find him in the first pic? Notice in the second one he’s mad and puffed up, see how far apart his scales are?

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Snake stories are really funny…and do get funnier with the passing of time.

Here’s one from last summer to add to Bear’s collection.

Man…Bear is one tough kid…I would have peed my pants at that age if a flying stick attacked my head…

Nothing to do with UNI but the snake in both pics above is one I found in the back yard here in the woods. It was six feet in length and aprox. 3 inches in diameter at greatest diameter. I found four different ones that summer at various times but this was the biggest.

Yikes!
3" in diameter, I’d say that’s about the diameter of a rabbit carcass!

Agreed.
Not so sure about your ‘at that age’ qualification tho…

Ok ten ill change it to…A few years ago. Is that better.

Another great story, Podzol.