who would win in a fight? a taco, or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich??
the taco.
why would the taco win???
If it was a soft taco, maybe it’d stand a chance, otherwise, the taco would crumble under the pb&j’s “upper crust” superiority! :D:p 
In a fair fight, then it would be the sandwich.
If it’s prison rules, I’d take the taco, no question about it.
…is this some racist allusion to Mexicans and Americans? What’s your angle?
a peanut butter and taco sandwich without jelly 
And with it, they’d both be in a jam! 
My apologies for trying to remain logical and avoid awful puns…
GoHabsGo raises an interesting, if insufficiently thought out, point. We need to look at the motives for the fight: Is this a sporting event? Is it in any way motivated by anger or fear? Did the PB&J sleep with the Taco’s wife? We also need to look at the type of fight: Is this a dual? Is Taco going to “jump” PB&J or otherwise attack with the element of surprise? Where will the fight take place, and what time? Lastly we need to consider any and all weapons to be used: Is it pistols at dawn? Can you bring in any single weapon of your choice? Will each foodstuff know the weapon(s) the other will be armed with?
Your question, while phrased simply enough, cannot be answered without a careful analysis. I’ll get back to you after running the statistics and crunching the numbers. As things stand, my money is on the taco.
“Did the PB&J sleep with the Taco’s wife?”
Thanks for my new sig line
my stomach would.
ps. one of my most loved movies.
definately not… hahaha
It’s from Hot Rod.
According to imdb it’s:
“a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco”
Grilled cheese and PB&J are very different.
You can’t be interchanging them willy-nilly without expecting some negative consequences. 
I know, but it was close enough. My answer was from Hot Rod though
Are they allowed to use weapons?
Do either of them have any kind of combat training?
These important issues need to be addressed before I can even think of coming to any kind of conclusion.
i meant it to be from hot rod… sorry for the misquote…
but there is no rules at which what weapons are allowed, so anything goes. the reason that the fight sparked is because the taco was insulting the sandwiches mother, and the fight would take place is in the parking lot of a mcdonalds.
A hard taco shell can be broken into some nasty mouth-slicing shards. There’s no contest there. The PB&J is a goner… or the grilled cheese sammich.
If it were an authentic taco on a soft tortilla, then we’ve got a relatively even match… until you whip out the hot sauce. Again, the sammiches are no match.
Yeah, taco.
but what if the sandwich had a baseball bat? or a machete?
the taco would just dump taco sauce/salsa on the pbj, making it too soggy to fight.
wait…is the pbj toasted?
is the taco crunchy or soft? what kind of ground beef is in the taco?
is the peanut butter nutty or creamy? and is it grape or strawberry jelly?
we need to plug all that into an equation…somebody…get on it
I’m working on it.
(crunchytaco+groundbeef+nuttypeanutbutter+strawberryjelly)/768 = The taco would win.