After leaving my house at silly’o’clock last night following a beer filled evening Metro_Tramp decided to do some forward rolls down a grassy slope to make his walk home more interesting. In the process he broke his collar bone.
Macclesfield’s unicyclists seem cursed at the moment. Pete (Petit_Pierre) was admitted to hospital on Monday with kidney trouble. And then there’s my run in with a car a week and a half ago.
Macclesfield’s a dangerous place to be…
Re: A big awww for Metro_Tramp
AWWW
I don’t need your goddarned pity! patronising so-and-sos!
…but it is kinda touching; thanks!
It was my first ever broken bone! was kinda hoping i’d do it on a uni, but beggars cant be choosers.
anyone know any good tips to get dem bones a healin’ nice and quick? i’m going to india in 3 weeks…
ya reckon i can uni with a sling?
Ha ha I love it. After getting hit by a car my broken bone count is still at zero…
After doing some roly polys down hill in the park you’ve broken your collar bone.
Seriously though…
hahahahaaaaaa.
Just kidding…pfft…chortleteehee
damned lush green grass tempting my drunken sensibilities into ruining my record!
i can break a bone for you if you’d like?
x
Only if I can run you over and sell your kidneys to Pete.
x
its a deal.
Re: A big awww for Metro_Tramp
“Nobody knows what it’s liiiiike, to be a unicyclist, in Macclesfield…”
that came to me last night when, just home from the juggling club, i was busy hanging up some washing. i couldn’t resist
Doctors recommend the RICE system, but as your nurse, I have to endorse the PRICE system.
Percoset, Remote, Ice, Couch, EndlessTelevision
Re: Re: A big awww for Metro_Tramp
Funny funny. Melikes
Not half as bad as being a roly-polyist in Macclesfield though…
Thankyou for the advice. you’re a good nurse. alas, we dont get the lovely painkillers you guys have in the US, so i’m gonna have to settle for co-codemol. oh well…
yeah. i’m trying to build up a group for roly-polyist’s rights. i’m gonna sue that damn council for not warning me against spontaneous acts of rolling! i’m hoping for a settlement in the 5-figure region… yummy!
HAHA
i just went to see the orthopeadic doctor.
he was a really cool guy. very polite and well-spoken with received accent with a slight indian twinge.
best thing was that he used a dictaphone to take his notes.
i quote:
“the twenty-one year old philosophy student fractured his clavicle while rolling down a hill in a state of inebriation.”
The nurse and I had a good laugh at that one…
please tell me u’re going to put that on a T-shirt
Best idea ever!!!
at least it’ll save me a lot of time in explaining to Every Damned Person what happened…