When and how did you decide that you were heterosexual?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may
grow out of?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of
others of the same sex?
Isn’t it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay relationships. Do you
think you may have turned to heterosexuality in fear of rejection?
If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you
wouldn’t prefer it?
If your heterosexuality is normal, why are a disportionate number of
mental patients heterosexual?
With whom have you discussed your heterosexuality? How did they react?
Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me as long as you don’t try to force it on me. Why do people feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation?
If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a public spectacle of
your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
How can you ever hope to become a real person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to
explore and develop your normal, natural, God-given homosexual potential?
Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and tempermental differences between you aes vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace overpopulation?
There seem to be few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you want to. Have you ever tried therapy?
A disportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or anti-social es are heterosexual. Why would you want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?
Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that
what makes them heterosexual?
lol this list sounds like it was meant for homo’s, not straight normal people. It just seems like you replace “homosexual” with “heterosexual” and just switched some words around and it worked out. Good job though, I laughed pretty hard as I read this:)
It’s just making the point that the “reasons” gay marriages are corrupt and wrong, is just a bunch of bullshit.
Just like these “reasons” hetero marriage is wrong.
Wow, it’s far from a joke. To me, it’s a powerful statement.
One of my favorite things in the world is turning things around on people. When I hear the “circus song”, I usually say “That’s the circus song! Are you in the circus? Are you a clown? ARE YOU A CLOWN???” I shove it right back in their face.
A huge number of people would not have a problem with your list of questions if the questions were turned back around (most of them are obviously common questions that originated the other way around). In fact, I think many people actually ask those questions. To them, those questions are okay to ask and think, but your versions of the questions are absurd.
This is a powerful statement about the level of genuine acceptance of homosexuality in the world.
Same thing happens to atheists. I’ve been prayed for. Questioned why I don’t believe. People have tried to convert me. People have felt sorry for me. I think I’m going to feel sorry for the next person who talks to me about their their belief in God. But I’ll tell them, don’t worry – their religion doesn’t offend me. Turn-around isn’t just fair play – it’s required play! And fun, too. It shocks people and makes them think.
