Gross photos of what unicycling does to your taint

flowerpower · 2009-01-28, 10:00 AM

Wow. Check it out in the "external genitallia" article.

www.unicyclebastards.com

knighty · 2009-01-28, 10:04 AM

argggggh wtf makes me want to invest in a cup.

Probailer2 · 2009-01-28, 11:06 AM

That is so gross dude

Seams that al the distance riders are save though

padst3r · 2009-01-28, 04:28 PM

lol omg thats so gross.Is that actually real ? They cant be very good at unicycling if 3 unicycle bastards have had that

Standupnfall · 2009-01-28, 04:33 PM

Im assuming thats from an impact and not just prolonged regular riding?
My junk has taken a beating on bikes for years and that has never happened.

Ive only had a uni for a day, should I stay away or just get a good pair of jock undies and a cup?

padst3r · 2009-01-28, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standupnfall

Im assuming thats from an impact and not just prolonged regular riding?
My junk has taken a beating on bikes for years and that has never happened.

Ive only had a uni for a day, should I stay away or just get a good pair of jock undies and a cup?

Regular riding is fine and yes it must have beena huge impact.Us street and trials riders sometimes land on our nuts hard but i dont see how those muni riders managed to do that to themselves.Pain normally doesnt last that long.

tholub · 2009-01-28, 04:38 PM

Dudes, it's a joke.

Standupnfall · 2009-01-28, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tholub

Dudes, it's a joke.

Hope so, I just about canceled my new Uni Order after almost vomiting.

Jeremy R · 2009-01-28, 05:30 PM

Uhhg

NSFanyone warning?

Brian O. · 2009-01-28, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeremy R

Uhhg

NSFanyone warning?

I think thats pretty clear from the title. Were you expecting pictures of cute little bunnies?

MuniAddict · 2009-01-28, 05:38 PM

<But you can’t afford a Hunter or KH Egocycle and you can’t justify yet another damn unicycle to your poor beleaguerd spouse or bank account, right?>

Lol! These guys should work for the "Onion"!

Brian O. · 2009-01-28, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Standupnfall

Hope so, I just about canceled my new Uni Order after almost vomiting.

You probably should still cancel it.

Sometimes while I'm having sex it feels like my left testicle is being sucked up into my abdomen on climax. I've witnessed it having left the sack on several occasions. The worst part is when you can feel it being pushed back down into its place - though at the same time its somewhat relieving to know it didn't get stuck up there. This never happened before I started unicycling, nor is it a joke.

Jeremy R · 2009-01-28, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian O.

I think thats pretty clear from the title. Were you expecting pictures of cute little bunnies?

Lol, didn't know what taint was slang for. Guess I should read the entire post before I click the link.

johnfoss · 2009-01-28, 06:58 PM

I guess the Unicycle Bastards have answered the question of how you can promote your local unicycle club and not have to worry about attracting lots of kids if you want to keep it for the grown-ups!

flowerpower · 2009-01-28, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian O.

You probably should still cancel it.

Sometimes while I'm having sex it feels like my left testicle is being sucked up into my abdomen on climax. I've witnessed it having left the sack on several occasions. The worst part is when you can feel it being pushed back down into its place - though at the same time its somewhat relieving to know it didn't get stuck up there. This never happened before I started unicycling, nor is it a joke.

Hey, yes! Can you send us a picture of this condition, preferrably while getting it, on and we will post on the UB website with the other injuries.

2009-01-28, 10:00 AM	#1
flowerpower And all around Bastard Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bummer dude Posts: 7	Gross photos of what unicycling does to your taint Wow. Check it out in the "external genitallia" article. www.unicyclebastards.com

2009-01-28, 10:04 AM	#2
knighty joel knight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Australia Age: 19 Posts: 277	argggggh wtf makes me want to invest in a cup. __________________ If Emos are so anti-conformist why do they all look the same?

2009-01-28, 04:28 PM	#4
padst3r Mike Padial Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nelson, New Zealand Age: 21 Posts: 1,830	lol omg thats so gross.Is that actually real ? They cant be very good at unicycling if 3 unicycle bastards have had that __________________ Unicycling Has Changed My Life WEBSITE UNICYCLES VIDEOS

2009-01-28, 05:30 PM	#9
Jeremy R onceuponatimetherewasaper son Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Massachussets Posts: 1,998	Uhhg NSFanyone warning? __________________ 661 MountainUni or make it a dinglespeed - saskatchewanian Last edited by Jeremy R; 2009-01-28 at 05:30 PM.

2009-01-28, 05:38 PM	#11
MuniAddict Not "2" Tired Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 57 Posts: 13,541	<But you can’t afford a Hunter or KH Egocycle and you can’t justify yet another damn unicycle to your poor beleaguerd spouse or bank account, right?> Lol! These guys should work for the "Onion"! __________________ My latest TV segment UniGeezer.com My videos Last edited by MuniAddict; 2009-01-28 at 05:43 PM.

2009-01-28, 04:33 PM	#5
Standupnfall Backwards at Grant's Tomb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NY, USA Age: 34 Posts: 308	Im assuming thats from an impact and not just prolonged regular riding? My junk has taken a beating on bikes for years and that has never happened. Ive only had a uni for a day, should I stay away or just get a good pair of jock undies and a cup?

2009-01-28, 04:38 PM	#7
tholub Totally Doable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Berkeley, CA Age: 44 Posts: 3,245	Dudes, it's a joke.

2009-01-28, 06:58 PM	#14
johnfoss North Shore ridin' Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Carmichael, CA Posts: 14,932	I guess the Unicycle Bastards have answered the question of how you can promote your local unicycle club and not have to worry about attracting lots of kids if you want to keep it for the grown-ups! __________________ John Foss "jfoss" at "unicycling.com" www.unicycling.com "Unicycling is a way of looking at the world, making a choice to slow down, finish what you start, doing things not because they're easy, but because they're a challenge." -- Nurse Ben Last edited by johnfoss; 2009-01-28 at 06:59 PM.

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