"if you want to have a good laugh" thread!

tobbogonist · 2007-08-23, 11:48 AM

I guess the best way to describe this is if you have ever seen Ross Noble Perform when he does his "if you want a good laugh" jokes. such as, if you want a good laugh, after doing 'you know what', just shake hands. Dont say anything, just roll over and shake hands.

I will start:
If you want to have a good laugh sneak in to your next door neighbours backyard at night and un-thread his washing line then re-thread it with all the clothes threaded on, instead of pegged.

mill_mobile · 2007-08-23, 08:18 PM

If you want a good laugh... replace the contents of the sugar bowl with salt and watch someone make a coffee and drink it (if they have sugar in their coffee).

If you want a good laugh... pull out the mouse cable of your workmates computer, just enough so it doesnt work, but still looks like its plugged in and watch them with a WTF look on your face.

JJuggle · 2007-08-23, 10:09 PM

If you want a good laugh tell your dog about your snalp.

jamessd · 2007-08-23, 10:25 PM

if you want to have a good laugh... drink lots of strongbow

skrobo · 2007-08-23, 11:03 PM

if you want a good laugh, slap jamessd for being silly.

zfreak220 · 2007-08-23, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mill_mobile

If you want a good laugh... pull out the mouse cable of your workmates computer, just enough so it doesnt work, but still looks like its plugged in and watch them with a WTF look on your face.

I find the keyboard prank to be much more effective.

koebwil · 2007-08-23, 11:28 PM

If you want to have a good laugh set your roommate's homepage to www.yzzerdd.com I'd put something dirtier, but apparently children read this forum.

If you want to have a good laugh set your computer to play "The Final Countdown" by Europe at full blast at 3 in the morning and leave for the weekend, letting your roommate deal with it.

austingillespie · 2007-08-24, 01:10 AM

If you want a good laugh, watch the Simpsons.

dunawan · 2007-08-24, 01:12 AM

If you want a good laugh, then have a good laugh.

Det-riot · 2007-08-24, 01:13 AM

if you want to have a good laugh put maple syrup in someones coke and watch them drink it

maximus unius · 2007-08-24, 01:18 AM

If you want a good laugh, take a tampon and put it in someones beer bottle when they leave to go to the bathroom or something. Then watch it expand and fill up the whole bottle, then the person's reaction when they come back.

dudewithasock · 2007-08-24, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det-riot

if you want to have a good laugh put maple syrup in someones coke and watch them drink it

That doesn't really sound all that bad...

UniBrier · 2007-08-24, 01:50 AM

If you want a good laugh: Stay late at work sometime and lower all the desk chairs to their lowest setting. Then get to work early to hear and see morning mahem.

Of course I've never done that on the evening of March 31.

I also had a good laugh in this thread.

Det-riot · 2007-08-24, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dudewithasock

That doesn't really sound all that bad...

try drinking it, it happened to me, all the sugar plus the weird thickness made me gag and throw up

monkeyman · 2007-08-24, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det-riot

try drinking it, it happened to me, all the sugar plus the weird thickness made me gag and throw up

Remember, family forum.

2007-08-23, 11:48 AM	#1
tobbogonist Patronus unicycleus Join Date: May 2006 Location: Melbourne Age: 24 Posts: 4,111	"if you want to have a good laugh" thread! I guess the best way to describe this is if you have ever seen Ross Noble Perform when he does his "if you want a good laugh" jokes. such as, if you want a good laugh, after doing 'you know what', just shake hands. Dont say anything, just roll over and shake hands. I will start: If you want to have a good laugh sneak in to your next door neighbours backyard at night and un-thread his washing line then re-thread it with all the clothes threaded on, instead of pegged. __________________ Your life is a storm, thunder is your music and lightning is your electric dancing legs, groove on friends. Groove on. Last edited by tobbogonist; 2007-08-23 at 11:48 AM.

2007-08-23, 10:09 PM	#3
JJuggle Last of the Dogmato-Revisionists Join Date: May 2001 Location: Matawan, NJ, USA Age: 52 Posts: 8,094	If you want a good laugh tell your dog about your snalp. __________________ Raphael Lasar To plotz is human, to schvitz divine. Last edited by JJuggle; 2007-08-23 at 10:09 PM.

2007-08-23, 10:25 PM	#4
jamessd Recreational unicyclist Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 2,081	if you want to have a good laugh... drink lots of strongbow __________________ 1-wheeled-grape: ''I could never do yoga... I'm too fat I was forced to do it in primary school and the results were by no means fun'' ... ''If my belly doesn't scare me though no nakedness will''

2007-08-23, 11:03 PM	#5
skrobo jumps stuff Join Date: May 2006 Location: Corpus Christi TX Age: 24 Posts: 4,426	if you want a good laugh, slap jamessd for being silly. __________________ ><> Unicycle For Christ <>< MY VIDEOS World Record 94cm Highest Hop (rolling) 308cm Longest Hop (10 feet) 210cm Static Flat Gap

2007-08-23, 11:28 PM	#7
koebwil Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 26 Posts: 1,148	If you want to have a good laugh set your roommate's homepage to www.yzzerdd.com I'd put something dirtier, but apparently children read this forum. If you want to have a good laugh set your computer to play "The Final Countdown" by Europe at full blast at 3 in the morning and leave for the weekend, letting your roommate deal with it. __________________ "I used to eat erasers in grade school...." James_Potter come to my gallery. I'm on my space now too Last edited by koebwil; 2007-08-23 at 11:30 PM.

2007-08-23, 08:18 PM	#2
mill_mobile Riding for FCM - RIP Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hobart, Tasmania Age: 27 Posts: 1,160	If you want a good laugh... replace the contents of the sugar bowl with salt and watch someone make a coffee and drink it (if they have sugar in their coffee). If you want a good laugh... pull out the mouse cable of your workmates computer, just enough so it doesnt work, but still looks like its plugged in and watch them with a WTF look on your face.

2007-08-24, 01:10 AM	#8
austingillespie Skier Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Seward, Alaska Age: 20 Posts: 255	If you want a good laugh, watch the Simpsons. __________________ Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance 2nd place is unacceptable

2007-08-24, 01:12 AM	#9
dunawan Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hartville, Ohio Posts: 837	If you want a good laugh, then have a good laugh.

2007-08-24, 01:18 AM	#11
maximus unius Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,419	If you want a good laugh, take a tampon and put it in someones beer bottle when they leave to go to the bathroom or something. Then watch it expand and fill up the whole bottle, then the person's reaction when they come back. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUKySpQh2qU

2007-08-24, 01:50 AM	#13
UniBrier Time To Ride Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brier, WA USA Age: 53 Posts: 4,232	If you want a good laugh: Stay late at work sometime and lower all the desk chairs to their lowest setting. Then get to work early to hear and see morning mahem. Of course I've never done that on the evening of March 31. I also had a good laugh in this thread. __________________ Steve Hop Drop & Roll “If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.” – Homer Last edited by UniBrier; 2007-08-24 at 01:57 AM.

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