the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( crashing speed )

the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( crashing speed )
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Arlo Guthrie
'The Motorcycle Song'
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if it's any less than 260 k's

i aint bothered

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it's been pointed out to me
if u were masturbating with

kylie minogue
and threw her over yr left shoulder

there's a good possibility
she might fly out th window


so

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wouldnt find that cute thing
lyin in th corner th nx morning

that's all

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i left a fine
penis adornment floatin round here somewhere

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i cn hear th bitch screaming but

dont where she is

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there there dear

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fuckin huge hips


sorry

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Peter Sarstedt
'Where Do You Go To My Lovely'
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i checked under a variety of

dicks with legs


"should of checked variety"

that;s enough out of u cunt

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i'd be more than happy

if i couldnt see in yr head

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u cannot have tea

wi th hitman at th ekka ok

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i'm expectin to be busy

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Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
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think she wants to frighten fuck out of
th pack followin her


can do that without leavin th house



if u wouldnt mind

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th strange requests ya get

bein a psychic minder


if she saves my life again

i will fucking scream

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i can read destiny x files same as u

go and get fucked

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th maniac cunt
took 86 as his triple o number

cant quite get out of his mouth
wot he tryin to say

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bein th orignal triple o

i'm in charge of number allocation

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blacker than black secret service

it;s fuckin outlaw

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Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
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i got to thinkin

on th action reaction thing

why does she keep wakin m up


oh ok

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playin hell wi my sleep

beautiful lady

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not absolutely sure

that u know u doin it

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just



th psychic hail comes thru at
force level nine and

not many that magic

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while i'm in rehab

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th magic sign above th door
says

no chicks


wassat ?


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"no indoor budgie hunting"


now that;s not fair

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just pussie

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they will be fuckin wide hips

one day


"stop it jenny'

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she got a

psychic lance liek a fuckin


mosquito

it invades


with a local injection

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insidious

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th only thing i truly know is

she's an actress

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has to be

cause i'm real

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triple o's
get to kill more cunts than double o
's

get over it

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DJ Mike Llama
'Llama Whippin' Intro'
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Living Colour
'Love rears its ugly head'
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just stay on that side of th room

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if th goth was a mind fucker

which we all know


this thing is

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full blown

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she's intruding into my rehab

her psychic aura too large

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fuck off shithead

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still stitchin james bong's

personalities back together

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ok man

how many bizarre love triangles i still caught in ?

fuckin magic

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3

i think

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lean back and fuckin
scream

primal screams

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if yr thinkin it
yr affectin me

none of yr normal tricks to hide
yr mask

help

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womble really singhed but

still flyin

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Budgie
'Breadfan'
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Oasis
'Wonderwall'
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i had a fuckin unicycle

i


played

harvey danger's


manaic
ridin th wrong way down th four lane road


after midnight

sang on street corners fr seven yrs

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in a sane world

when th



phone rang



th lady of th house's ex

on th phone


a demon keyboard player

and i was singin with a guy on a keyboard


in a sane world

we would have all

celebrated th magic



of th moment

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in a sane world

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not even finished th first song

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would have savoured

th magic we live in


instead

th usual disbelief belief cycle


took us all out

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Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
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i look back and

if i'd just said



or if she just hated him that little bit less

or if hadnt been arguin with her daughters


an hour earlier over him



if her youngest daughter

wasnt sayin she was gettin a keyboard


five minutes earlier

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my life too insane

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go into rehab and


spin

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if only honesty
wasnt th painful thing it is

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wot is truth ?


too many viewpoints


all valid

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if i wasnt recovering frm


my latest black magic voodoo spell



but i am

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it was cute magic it

just fucked with our minds

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we know it;s real

but th tv

it still laughs at
psychics

on th news

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i lost my psychic counsellour
burned her out

after fuckin her fr three yrs

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bad move

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but a psychic hitman

not an easy client

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we talked muso shit

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and i welcomed him to th machine

th stingless beehive


th magic black honey hive

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has anybody seen th bridge ?

oh u were reading those


psychic emergency posts then

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th psychic emergency services are retooling

bare with us

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triple o
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p.s.



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Nirvana
'Swap Meet'
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