looking to rent

[forscience]

hi guys,
my name's caleb, and i produce an internet sketch show called for science!
we're on our third episode, and we need a unicycle in Los Angeles for about 3 hours on a sunday (ideally this sunday the 8th).

the deal is $20 and eternal glory for your unicycle, in exchange for three hours of your time if you want to watch, or three hours of your unicycle's time if you don't.

the scene is very short, it features me attempting to ride a unicycle with no arms and one leg. i am not particularly looking forward to this, but it has to be done. for science.

my email is kingdangerously@gmail.com
and my cell is 781.864.8929

please contact me as soon as possible if you're interested.
have a cool day,
c