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Joe2005 · 2007-02-02, 02:44 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong. <period> this is so f***ing out of hand

skrobo · 2007-02-02, 02:48 AM

[QUOTE=Joe2005]Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over

Goats_On_Unicycles · 2007-02-02, 02:58 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. this

James_Potter · 2007-02-02, 03:14 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran

Goats_On_Unicycles · 2007-02-02, 03:17 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree

tobbogonist · 2007-02-02, 03:48 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies

Tomahawk · 2007-02-02, 03:49 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a...

ivan · 2007-02-02, 04:17 PM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself

Tomahawk · 2007-02-02, 11:05 PM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked...

dan de man · 2007-02-03, 02:04 AM

the monkey hard

James_Potter · 2007-02-03, 02:15 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried

ivan · 2007-02-03, 11:57 AM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease

BillyTheMountain · 2007-02-03, 12:22 PM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease.

Bugman and Raphael

DarkTom · 2007-02-03, 12:53 PM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease.

Bugman and Raphael were bored too.

ivan · 2007-02-03, 02:04 PM

Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs.
"Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve.
"What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understood. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beginning of many an embarrassing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs.

the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease.

Bugman and Raphael were bored too. So they decided

2007-02-02, 02:44 AM	#151
Joe2005 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Age: 22 Posts: 1,318	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong. <period> this is so f***ing out of hand __________________ Nobody knows what happened to that boy after that.-Nutcracker I know. He was kidnapped by aliens, learnt their ways, stole the biggest ship he could, travelled back in time by mistake and crashed the plane on the Earth surface. He was the one who killed the dinosaurs. -Ivan

2007-02-02, 02:48 AM	#152
skrobo jumps stuff Join Date: May 2006 Location: Corpus Christi TX Age: 24 Posts: 4,426	[QUOTE=Joe2005]Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over __________________ ><> Unicycle For Christ <>< MY VIDEOS World Record 94cm Highest Hop (rolling) 308cm Longest Hop (10 feet) 210cm Static Flat Gap

2007-02-02, 02:58 AM	#153
Goats_On_Unicycles Nice kids don't drop acid Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tum Tum, Washington Age: 21 Posts: 4,693	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. this __________________ If Jackie was a girl, I thinkd id date her. ~Jerrick If my government ever decides to blow me up, I hope they will choose to do it in a humane way also. ~johnfoss hinunggbinu!!! ~JJtheunicycle

2007-02-02, 03:17 AM	#155
Goats_On_Unicycles Nice kids don't drop acid Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tum Tum, Washington Age: 21 Posts: 4,693	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree __________________ If Jackie was a girl, I thinkd id date her. ~Jerrick If my government ever decides to blow me up, I hope they will choose to do it in a humane way also. ~johnfoss hinunggbinu!!! ~JJtheunicycle

2007-02-02, 03:48 AM	#156
tobbogonist Patronus unicycleus Join Date: May 2006 Location: Melbourne Age: 24 Posts: 4,111	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies __________________ Your life is a storm, thunder is your music and lightning is your electric dancing legs, groove on friends. Groove on.

2007-02-02, 03:14 AM	#154
James_Potter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The skinny part of Idaho Age: 24 Posts: 10,606	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran

2007-02-02, 03:49 AM	#157
Tomahawk T.O.M.A.H.A.W.K. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Outworld Age: 20 Posts: 664	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a...

2007-02-02, 04:17 PM	#158
ivan Non-Danish Girl Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Age: 25 Posts: 7,210	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself __________________ Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair? Entropy isn't what it used to be.

2007-02-02, 11:05 PM	#159
Tomahawk T.O.M.A.H.A.W.K. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Outworld Age: 20 Posts: 664	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked...

2007-02-03, 02:04 AM	#160
dan de man Byronic hero Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ewar Woowar Age: 19 Posts: 3,962	the monkey hard __________________ [QUOTE/into the blue]Am I the only one who finds it incredibly egotistical when someone sigs themselves? [QUOTE/dan de man]yes , yes you are

2007-02-03, 02:15 AM	#161
James_Potter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The skinny part of Idaho Age: 24 Posts: 10,606	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried

2007-02-03, 11:57 AM	#162
ivan Non-Danish Girl Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Age: 25 Posts: 7,210	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease __________________ Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair? Entropy isn't what it used to be.

2007-02-03, 12:22 PM	#163
BillyTheMountain Happy Wal-Mart Employee Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NYC, USA Posts: 11,434	***!!!!!Ivan added FOUR words!!!!!*** Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease. Bugman and Raphael __________________ While you and I are having our cake-and-ice-cream party, the others are having a drink-the-blood-of-the-poor party in the back room. --[QUOTE=maestro8;1433130]

2007-02-03, 12:53 PM	#164
DarkTom Get up on your roof! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Glasgow Age: 34 Posts: 872	Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understod. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beggining of many an embarrasing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease. Bugman and Raphael were bored too. __________________ "DarkTom of Glasgow, one of the few uni riders here that you really musn't mess with" - GkMac "mondeos can fly" - Pebbles 24" uni for sale koxx/onza trials uni for sale

2007-02-03, 02:04 PM	#165
ivan Non-Danish Girl Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Age: 25 Posts: 7,210	Who cares? Once upon a time, there lay a fat ugly cat. This cat wanted a pet mouse so it bought some cheese and a trap but not a policeman, 'cause policemen are just pigs. "Oink," said a confused and misguided directionless polar curve. "What the hell?" Said the mouse as he hasn't understood. Why the hell must I always take a shower undressed when I have an erection that goes without hiding my shame of my 1/2" deflated coker tyre which I had hanging from Johnson. He was a middle-aged 12 year old period of time in life, his head is small enough to be your dad, which often is the beginning of many an embarrassing situations. Like this one time somewhere besides band-camp I saw a girl in half, needless to say she is no-longer whole. So, I run over some nice edging and jump into a small bowl of fudge which happened to not be yet another Kellogs. the mouse now had an established connection, so the cat set the trap and ate a box of cigars. When he was lighting a bong, he lost his head and killed himself because death comes when you do stupid things. the cow jumped over the goat. This goat ran up a tree in his undies and took a good look at himself while he spanked the monkey hard. The monkey cried and begged for grease. Bugman and Raphael were bored too. So they decided __________________ Did you know that lighter flame smells like burnt nose hair? Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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