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Old 2006-01-22, 04:40 AM   #16
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Yeah but Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris and Rambo, they wouldn't stand a chance.
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That's the most ludicrous thing I have ever heard. Chuck Norris would destroy Rambo. He can fire all the guns Rambo can (with more accuracy probably) and he was the only person ever to defeat Bruce Lee...ever, so he can fight pretty well. Norris was trained by Lee, and he eventually beat him (true story, seriously).
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Old 2006-01-22, 04:41 AM   #18
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BULL**** Chuck Norris never beat Bruce Lee, That's just a dirty lie.
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Old 2006-01-22, 05:13 AM   #19
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It dosnt matter, those two will be kicking eachother and rambo will blast them both away with a 12 gauge.

BUT what about james bond?
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Old 2006-01-22, 06:06 AM   #20
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Bruce Lee would take them all then sit down for lunch.
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No dude, Norris did beat Bruce Lee after he trained him.
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Didnt bruce and chuck fight in enter the dragon?
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Old 2006-01-22, 07:22 PM   #23
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Stop signs do not legally apply to Chuck Norris. Nothing can stop Chuck Norris.
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Stop signs do not legally apply to Chuck Norris. Nothing can stop Chuck Norris.
JC, my main man, could stop Chuck Norris dead in his tracks. And I am a BIG fan of Chuck Norris. I just happen to know what JC's capabilities are.
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Old 2006-01-23, 03:28 AM   #25
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What does Chuck Norris really want?

A side note: What does Chuck Norris really want? To be able to hold his own against JC.
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Old 2006-01-23, 07:20 AM   #26
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Did any of you guys watch Saturday Night Live yesterday? It had a song about the young chuck norris. it was pretty funny.
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Old 2006-01-23, 09:01 PM   #27
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Chuck Norris is everyones hero.

the bond film series is just stories put together using things read for chuck Norris' journal re-capping his 3rd year of highschool.

Mr. T only has a mohawk because he saw they way Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks his pubic hair into a nice shape. MR. T figured he was a big enough dick to try the same.

Hulk Hogan only has the mustache because Chuck Norris once staired at his chin untill it melted...this only took a few seconds.

Bruce Lee, God rest his soul....was a mercy killing done by Chuck Norris becuase lee became jealous of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris gave him a quick painless death by roundhouseing his soul out from his body
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Old 2006-01-23, 11:16 PM   #28
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Those were very funny. But it would be better if you attributed where you had lifted them from.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
If Chuck is suing NBC, it should be for the way Conan O'Brian makes fun of Walker Texas Ranger.

For those that haven't seen it, every once in a while, Conan (a late-night talk show host) has a giant lever next to his desk. He reminds the audience that NBC is now the owner of all episodes of Walker Texas Ranger (a rather lame show from the 80s I think, starring Chuck Norris). He pulls the lever and a short clip of something very stupid from that show is shown. It sure makes the show look bad!

Chuck Norris was a kick-boxer, was he not? Bruce Lee was not. So I'm having my doubts about the claims above. If they were truly training together, surely each of them would win some of the sparring matches they'd do.
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Didnt bruce and chuck fight in enter the dragon?

My mistake, I'm thinking of jakie chan....
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Chuck Norris was a kick-boxer, was he not? Bruce Lee was not. So I'm having my doubts about the claims above. If they were truly training together, surely each of them would win some of the sparring matches they'd do.
Chuck Norris was 7 times World Karate Champion.


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He did fight Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon" (one of several re-issue titles for Lee's "Return of the Dragon) the fight scene is set in the Coliseum in Rome.


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