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Old 2007-11-22, 05:05 PM   #16
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There's an oxymoron. To Chuck it's never a joke. It's all real.
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Old 2007-11-22, 11:18 PM   #17
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There's an oxymoron. To Chuck it's never a joke. It's all real.
that is oh so true, i wonder if Chuck rides a unicycle, i wonder if he can roundhouse kick on one....

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Old 2007-11-22, 11:32 PM   #18
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There is no theory of evolution....there are only creatures chuck norris has allowed to live
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High capacity magazine assault rifles are demanding that congress enact Chuck Norris control.
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Old 2013-01-11, 02:37 AM   #20
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High capacity magazine assault rifles are demanding that congress enact Chuck Norris control.
By now I'm sure that Congress has enough sense not to try to control Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on his unicycle
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Chuck Norris IS gun control
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Old 2013-01-12, 05:42 PM   #23
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If you lift up the entire country of China, there would be a sign saying "Made by Chuck Norris."
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