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Old 2005-10-23, 05:43 PM   #1
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The Holy Roller tyre has been such a revelation that I started to wonder whether I could try some longer cranks again. A year or two back, I had a ride on 170s that was so disastrous that I swore never to use them again. I gave them away, posting them to someone from this forum who has never thanked me, and who I think no longer posts here. I guess they went straight on eBay.

Anyway, the Holy Roller handles so well compared to the Gazz that I've recently found myself spinning rather than plodding on the 150s. Time for a change?

The cranks arrived very promptly earlier this week (thanks, Roger), and went on yesterday, so today I was ready to try them out.

Up to Sherwood Forest on a cold damp morning. It's about 11:30 and the carpark is full of people setting up mountainbikes. One advantage of the unicycle: it comes straight out of the car boot and off you go!

Whoah! It's a bit zig-zaggy. The cranks have a slightly increased Q factor, but I think it's the length that makes the most difference. The pedalling action is less smooth. Also, slow speed manoeuvring is less precise. I tend to turn as the front foot goes down. On other unis, I've noticed that shorter cranks make steering more accurate.

Still, apart form bailing out to avoid flattening a particularly vacant child with a particularly stupid dog that leaps across my path, stretching its lead taut in front of me, I ride with no big problems. A reasonable speed is possible, but it feels slower and harder work than spinning the 150s.

Soon I'm in the forest, first riding along a series of hard-packed ballast roads, then taking a side-track of mud and pine needles between regimented rows of conifers. I like the tranquility of riding in a pine forest, the tyre silent on the soft needles, but the scenery can get a bit repetitive. It must have lulled me into a semi-hypnotic trance, because I suddenly UPD for no good reason. Perhaps I hit an unusually substantial pine needle? They all look the same to me, but perhaps the culprit slipped away during the initial confusion.

Back out onto a wider track, then I divert onto narrow muddy single track. The tyre slithers, but I stay on until I reach a deep and wide puddle. Discretion is the better part of valour, and wet mud in my shoes this early into a ride would be a Bad Thing. I walk past.

Eventually, I reach the place where I used to park before my car was broken into. I have a particular route in mind because I think it will test the 170mm cranks. There is a long steady climb up a hard-packed ballast road, which turns out to be slightly easier, but slightly slower than it was a couple of weeks ago on 150s.

On the way, I hear dogs barking, and people shouting, and I could swear I hear a brass horn being winded. Is this the (now illegal) hunt? It certainly sounds like it, and I begin to run through a number of options ranging from phoning the Police to throwing my unicycle through a Land Rover's windscreen. (Not wanting to open the debate here, but, as you might read between the lines, I'm anti-bloodsports.)

But no, thankfully, it's not the hunt. It's husky sled racers. Yes, really. I've met these characters in the forest before. They have three-wheeled chariots, towed by teams of huskies. They proceed at a steady brisk walking pace, like Monty Pyhton's idea of Ben Hur meets the Snow Queen, shouting "Mush!" and getting very irritated when one of the dogs stops to cock its leg against a tree. As I ride past on my MUni, I marvel at the strange hobbies some people have.

Then I reach the right turn at the top, and the wheel spontaneously turns left up a steep little hump of mud, and I find myself riding through leaves and gloop, in roughly equal proportions. Last week, I consciously avoided taking this turn. This week the ground is wetter, but I take the turn with some confidence. Is that the new cranks, or my attitude? I think it's a bit of both.

This track is exceptionally wet and rutted, with pools of standing water across it. I zig and zag (sometimes zagging and zigging, for variety) and avoid the worst of the slime, but I eventually UPD. At that moment, a group of four 2-stroke trailbikes appears at high speed, the riders whoopin' and hollerin' like rednecks in a B movie. I step to one side but they turn the other way and disappear in a flurry of smoky rooster tail. (Dish of the day at the local Cajun restaurant, no doubt.)

The next leg of the ride is a long straight forest track, with some low hanging branches which shed last night's raindrops on my face as I brush past them. The ground is chewed to the consistency of oily toothpaste by trail bike tyres, and I discover that the best place to ride is where the top layer of leaves is undisturbed. Occasionally, the leaves conceal a small log, or a hole, or even a mudbath, but at least the ground is generally more solid.

With only a couple of UPDs and a short break for a rest, I make it to the start of the long sand and gravel descent, then the section of single track that brings me out near to a gate across the road. At the gate, I am greeted with surprised remarks by a couple of elderly bicyclists. Their comments are fairly standard, but friendly, and I repay them with a, "Yes, but think how much money I saved."

Half a mile later: a hill that I failed twice last week, mainly because of lack of traction in the wet. I come round the corner to the start of the hill and see two mountain bikers pushing their bikes up the hill. This is all the incentive I need, and by judicious selection of route, and avoiding the slimiest patches, I soon catch and overtake them. This provokes witty remarks about how my "bike" is lighter than theirs.

The two riders have all the gear, with fashionable-looking underbed-urinal-style helmets, clean white cycling shirts (clean white shirts, two miles or more from the car park!), leg armour, matching gloves the lot. They make no effort to overtake me though, and when I do UPD, tripping over a 4 inch thick log, I find that I overtake them within yards.

Then I'm on a long steady climb up a muddy footpath, and I hear bicycles approaching. Four appear, in convoy, freewheeling towards me. There will obviously be no display of courtesy from them, so I make an elaborate show of riding my single wheel off the main track and riding off piste through undergrowth to let them pass. Not so much as a word of thanks, and I even detect a hint of derisive laughter as they ride away.

Later, I meet four different mountainbikers, in matching shirts, matching helmets... all dressed spookily the same, and looking like extras from a Saturday morning superhero cartoon. They are hovering at the top of the "Dual Descender", apparently uncertain whether to proceed, so I ride between them with the curtest of curt nods, set off down the descender, and thankfully make it out of sight before my first UPD in deep mud.

After a few loops of my regular tracks, and one or two trips down previously unexplored paths, I'm getting tired. I arrive at a bird-watching tower: a hide set up on stilts about 4 or 5 metres high. I climb up there, eat a Snickers, drink some water, and get my breath back. There are very few birds - just a crow, and a small flight of seven something-or-others in the distance.

A group of mountainbikers approaches noisily. As they passs the bottom of the tower, one says scornfully, "A yoooonicycle!" He looks up, sees me, and says, "Oh, er, hello." He then thinks for a bit and says, "Do you do the jumps on that?"
I reply, "Some of them, yes."
"Well, can you do a...?" (He uses a word that is meaningless to me, but is no doubt an impressive stunt, and rides off, apparently feeling he's put me in my place.)

Later, I meet four young lads who look like they're going to be trouble, but they are much more polite, and ask questions which show a genuine interest. As I chat with them, directing their attention to unicycle.uk.com, the two whitte-shirted bicyclists I overtook on the hill a long time back arrive. They stop and look at the nearby BMX humps and bumps. I ride the nearby BMX humps and bumps. The mountain bikers show no signs of decision, so I ride the humps and bumps again UPDing on the very last one, then ride away.

Moral: never buy a white cycling shirt. It might make you afraid to cycle in the mud.

By now, I'm very tired - I can tell this when I UPD for no good reason, and then miss my first attempt at a freemount. Mounting is ever so slightly easier on the 170 mm cranks. I'm finding it harder to keep the speed up on the easy bits, and my left thigh is banging against the end of the handle. This is presumably because the seat is 20 mm lower, and the leg is coming up 20 mm higher than was the case with the 150s.

The last leg of my rde through the forest takes me along a narrow grassy track between conifers and silver birch. At this time of year, you get fly agaric toadstools in birch woods. They're the red ones with white spots. I see some splendid specimens, some with heads about 20 cm (8 inches) across. Allegedly, pixies live near fly agarics, but you can only see the pixies if you eat the fly agarics - the toadstools are halucinogenic, and were consumed by Viking warriors who wished to go berserk in battle.

Back to the car, tired, but happy. I've ridden for around 2 hours, so I guess that's around 12 miles. By the end of the ride, I feel comfortable with the 170mm cranks, although I'm still not entirely convinced whether they are significantly better than the 150s. They've certainly taken me up a couple of hills I couldn't have ridden on the 150s, and they haven't given me too many control problems at low speed in the slimy mud. What this has shown is that the tyre was a critical factor, because the uni was almost unrideable on anything half as rough as today's ride with 170s and the Gazzaloddi.
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Old 2005-10-23, 06:08 PM   #2
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Moral: never buy a white cycling shirt. It might make you afraid to cycle in the mud.
Last month my brother and I were riding the Follow The Dog trail on Cannock Chase, and came across someone wearing a brilliant white cycling shirt. They were riding a section which is always a mud-bath of the black and sticky variety, and on a bike requires the point-downhill-and-hope technique, as you attempt to follow a rut to the bottom without overbalancing or having the bike removed from underneath you by an errant root.

This fellow didn't make it; his bike went one way and he went the other, falling full length in the quagmire. When he stood up one side of his shirt was still brilliant white; the other was totally black from the mud...


My muni has 165mm cranks on it, and other than the flailing-legs feeling you mentioned the main issue is the distance (or lack of) between the pedal at the bottom of the stroke and that little lip of the rut that you haven't seen, or have seen but can't do anything about. There are a lot of tracks on the Quantocks where this is really rather annoying; the track itself is fast and smooth, but the raised ground or vegetation either side can mean several flying UPDs that you can't see coming.

The worst thing about this is that nobody else can see what happened; if you crash on a technical bit any spectators can see why, and still appreciate the effort and skill that got you that far. When all they see is you launching headlong into the undergrowth on a totally smooth, featureless track it gets a bit embarrassing...

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Old 2005-10-23, 06:26 PM   #3
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My muni has 165mm cranks on it, and other than the flailing-legs feeling you mentioned the main issue is the distance (or lack of) between the pedal at the bottom of the stroke and that little lip of the rut that you haven't seen, or have seen but can't do anything about. There are a lot of tracks on the Quantocks where this is really rather annoying; the track itself is fast and smooth, but the raised ground or vegetation either side can mean several flying UPDs that you can't see coming.
I ride with 170's and I call myself the King of Pedal Strikes.
I'm getting much better than I used to be at avoiding them, but they still happen.

My strategy is to appreciate the times that the 170's are an advantage and mentally block out the times that they are a disadvantage. The net result is that I love the 170's.
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Old 2005-10-23, 07:00 PM   #4
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I was lucky today: no pedal strikes.

One of the coolest feelings in MUni is to survive a sudden sideslip. In a car or on a bike, the back end sometimes steps out... on a uni, when the back end steps out, it's a fundamental problem for the rider. Had a few of those today.
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Great story as per usual.

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Old 2005-10-23, 08:21 PM   #6
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I need to get me a white jersey, just so I can get all muddy!

Once again, an excellent write-up.
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Mike - have you ever ridden in the bits south of Sherwood Pines - Samson wood et al, around Papplewick pumping station? Went there on a bike last week and it was quite good fun, although someone else was leading the way, and I would never have found most of the trails on my own. Seemed better than Sherwood Pines based on my brief experience of both.

As for white cycling shirts - I in fact own one, but have only ever worn it while riding on a road bike. It's actually white with a few black stripes, so maybe not quite so bad, although it does make me look somewhat like a zebra. I will wear it and get it muddy as soon as possible.

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Another fabulous write up Mike, you should give serious consideration to committing these to a paperback form! With some trail maps and relevantly shot photographs it would make a fabulous feature in a unicycle magasine, or as a publication in its own right. "Mike's Muddy Muni Musings", and the followup "More Mikes Muddy Muni Musings". Who could fail to purchase a book with Mmmmm written on the front? I can see it now.

Your write ups remind me why I love Muni so much, and you never, ever miss a relevant detail! I should write up some of the rides I do in Lords Wood here, they're epic, but I'd forget most of the details.

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Mike - have you ever ridden in the bits south of Sherwood Pines - Samson wood et al, around Papplewick pumping station?
? Near the Police Headquarters? No, but I have ridden in the nature reserve alongside the A614 immediately north of the Calverton crossroads and it's quite fun there. The bit from Sherwood Pines and south is the biggest easily accessible area. There's also some good unicycling around the Walesby Scout Camp.
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Perhaps I hit an unusually substantial pine needle?
Are there any GM crops near Sherwood?

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Moral: never buy a white cycling shirt. It might make you afraid to cycle in the mud.
I went out on Sunday trying to negotiate a (not so steep part of) grassy/muddy slope at the local park on my Nimbus trials. My son can ride all the steep parts on his dinky 16"er, so I wasn't going to give up easily.
I was wearing a white T-shirt when I went out. I'm not sure what colour I was when I came back, but It couldn't be described as white

And no, I still didn't make it all the way down, but getting dirty by falling off a unicycle is one of the most fun things that you can do alone!

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I'm going to get a nice brown t-shirt soon. A defect t-shirt. Yeah.

Might be too nice to wear to Muni though. Just to wear to unicycle conventions and the like.

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The last leg of my rde through the forest takes me along a narrow grassy track between conifers and silver birch. At this time of year, you get fly agaric toadstools in birch woods. They're the red ones with white spots. I see some splendid specimens, some with heads about 20 cm (8 inches) across. Allegedly, pixies live near fly agarics, but you can only see the pixies if you eat the fly agarics - the toadstools are halucinogenic, and were consumed by Viking warriors who wished to go berserk in battle.
So many reasons to go riding with Mike...

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If you want to try fly agaric the best method is apparently to get a reindeer to eat some and then drink it's urine...Hallucinopiss.
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If you want to try fly agaric the best method is apparently to get a reindeer to eat some and then drink it's urine...Hallucinopiss.
So, let's get this right: you take some mushrooms that induce halucinations and madness, feed them to a 400 pound reindeer, then try to get it to piddle in your tankard so you can drink the urine... and you do this to make yourself crazy?
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Apparently so. It's what the Norse people did...That or one of their shamans would eat the mushroom and the townsfolk would then drink his hallucinowiddle.

I reckon Herbert was inspired by it when writing Dune...All the business of the Bene Geserrit drinking the worm water before t'others.
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