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Old 2007-03-08, 12:12 PM   #1
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Bush in Brasil

Hi everybody. Today president Bush arrives in Brasil. He‘s here to discuss commercial trades regarding fuel and things like that - I truly believe the guy is obsessed by that shit. Anyway… all the security measures had been taken just as usual, but I think they came a little too far. He‘s staying at a 5 stars hotel in front of a huge favela - lake a getho full of poor people struggling to live - and a few houses of this favela had been removed since they were too close from Bush‘s eyes. Besides that, every street where Bush and his comitive pass by will be closed, so if you are at home and need to leave to work, you can‘t do it by the time the limos and suv‘s cross your way. hahahahaha. Who this f… guy thinks he is. If I wanted to ride my unicycle even close to one of those streets probably the secret service would shot me or something like that.

So after painting this picture, or better, showing you the photo, I ask: who put this f… guy in charge? How did this asshole become the most powerfull men on earth? Is he the most powerfull men on earth? Why can‘t you guys keep him in the us so that we don‘t have to stand the presence of such an idiot in our country?

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Old 2007-03-08, 12:24 PM   #2
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Yeah, America should try that isolationism thing again. Worked really well for the world in the 30's. Well, except for that minor Depression.
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Hi everybody. Today president Bush arrives in Brasil. He‘s here to discuss commercial trades regarding fuel and things like that - I truly believe the guy is obsessed by that shit. Anyway… all the security measures had been taken just as usual, but I think they came a little too far. He‘s staying at a 5 stars hotel in front of a huge favela - lake a getho full of poor people struggling to live - and a few houses of this favela had been removed since they were too close from Bush‘s eyes. Besides that, every street where Bush and his comitive pass by will be closed, so if you are at home and need to leave to work, you can‘t do it by the time the limos and suv‘s cross your way. hahahahaha. Who this f… guy thinks he is. If I wanted to ride my unicycle even close to one of those streets probably the secret service would shot me or something like that.

So after painting this picture, or better, showing you the photo, I ask: who put this f… guy in charge? How did this asshole become the most powerfull men on earth? Is he the most powerfull men on earth? Why can‘t you guys keep him in the us so that we don‘t have to stand the presence of such an idiot in our country?
First off, we put him in charge. We Americans did, those who voted for him and those who didn't. Get used to it.

Second, we send him abroad so we can party. I mean how can we cut loose with that guy always watching? So, yeah, you have to put up with him for a few days so we can have some fun.

And lastly, if you want someone to blame for him being the most powerful man in the world, that blame rests solidly at the feet of all the citizens of the former Soviet Union who failed to rally round their leaders and make the USSR the victor in the cold war. If they had, then Russians would get to say, "Somewhere in Leningrad a neighborhood is missing its idiot."
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Old 2007-03-08, 12:58 PM   #4
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we put him in charge...if you want someone to blame for him being the most powerful man in the world
Surely you're to 'blame' then, by your own admission you put him in charge?
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Old 2007-03-08, 01:06 PM   #5
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Surely you're to 'blame' then, by your own admission you put him in charge?
We made him President of the United States of America. That's a different act than having made the President of the United States of America the most powerful man in the world. It is the failure of the Soviet citizens to make themselves the most powerful country in the world and hence their leader the most powerful man in the world, that that responsibility falls to the President of the United States of America.
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Old 2007-03-08, 02:48 PM   #6
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And lastly, if you want someone to blame for him being the most powerful man in the world, that blame rests solidly at the feet of all the citizens of the former Soviet Union who failed to rally round their leaders and make the USSR the victor in the cold war. If they had, then Russians would get to say, "Somewhere in Leningrad a neighborhood is missing its idiot."
FUCK THAT!!

stupid people from the U.S. are blame to give such a dumbass the job. TWICE!! and the more stupid people who didn`t vote are twice as stupid for not taking that scumbag out of there!

and the U.S. becaming the most powerful country after the cold war is not at all an excuse to the barbarian stupidities it`s goverment has done. If the USSR have "won" the cold war the U.S. would be probably fighting them about it `cause that`s all US governors can do...
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Old 2007-03-08, 02:57 PM   #7
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I don‘t know how different things would be if Russia was the most powerfull nation in the world. I‘d prefer not having so much power in the hands of few people.

And I believe that it may not be american‘s fault that your president is the most powerfull man on earth, but since he‘s, then you guys have a huge responsibility in your hands. It automatically makes all of you guilty for Iraq, Afghanistan and what else is to come.

But the good thing is: it‘s in your hands also the chance to change it in the next elections and show the world that americans are eligible of have that responsibility of choosing the most power... bla bla bla
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FUCK THAT!!
Tut, tut.

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stupid people from the U.S. are blame to give such a dumbass the job. TWICE!! and the more stupid people who didn`t vote are twice as stupid for not taking that scumbag out of there!
I in no way said anything that contradicts this. All I'm saying is that the quality of being "the most powerful man in the world" is not part of the definition of "the President of the United States." It just happens to be that way at this moment in history. At one time the quality of "most powerful man in the world" probably belonged to the emperor of Rome. Ain't no more of them. At another time "the most powerful man in the world" may have belonged to the leader of England. Now that person is responsible for not much more than marmite quality control.

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and the U.S. becaming the most powerful country after the cold war is not at all an excuse to the barbarian stupidities it`s goverment has done. If the USSR have "won" the cold war the U.S. would be probably fighting them about it `cause that`s all US governors can do...
I didn't say anything that contradicts this either. And I happen to agree with it.
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Old 2007-03-08, 04:35 PM   #9
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i bet he is here wondering if a war here will be worth.

fucker.

i hope he get a shot on the head when he is near a favela
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Old 2007-03-08, 05:36 PM   #10
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Yeah Bush is a moron, and advised by a bunch of morons.
Canada has it's issues, but we're known for being "nicer" than our fellow US.
At least I hope we are. The US is just a big bully.
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Old 2007-03-08, 05:52 PM   #11
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The US Supreme Court made him President of the United States of America.
Fixed. In more ways than one.
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Often I'm less than proud to be an American. We have, though our actions (lying, cheating, bullying) become one of the most disliked nations on earth. I travel quite a bit and found that most people in the countries I visit are very welcoming to me and realize that just because I'm an American I don't necessarily support or agree with my government. As a matter of fact, I usually make it clear that I don't. My beliefs do not coincide with the beliefs of our administration. I think the guy is a raging idiot. And, to be perfectly clear, we did NOT elect him (first time in 2000). The evidence is pretty clear that he did NOT win the election. He used his political influence to get the court system in Florida, the state that truly hung in the balance, to award him the victory. It was a bullshit decision.

I also take exception to the comment about all Americans being stupid. If you look at the polls (pick a poll, any poll), we're almost always 50/50 on any issue so, only half of us are stupid.

As for presidential power, it seems in recent years the prez of the US is one of the most powerful men in the world. To me, It's a sad state of affairs that money is the almighty power in the world but I believe that it is and the US is the wealthiest nation in the world. Where the money is, the power is.

Anyway, it's not in my nature to wish ill on anyone but, I wish that f*%&#r would choke on a chicken bone.
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Anyway, it's not in my nature to wish ill on anyone but, I wish that f*%&#r would choke on a chicken bone.
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Why that man thinks that his tour of South America will raise the standing of the US is beyond me. People everywhere know by now that he's a child of priveledge. He's never known personal hardship, or even discomfort, except mabey when his wife made him quit drinking. He has no clue about and sympathy for the poor people in this nation or the world.

I can think of no punishment which would be harsh enough for rich f*$%s running this country right now. Taking away all their money and belongings, changing their sex to female, and making them live in a Bagdad slum would be a good start.
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...priveledge...mabey...

Arg! ...(privilege)...(maybe)
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Old 2007-03-08, 09:31 PM   #15
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I hope he eats a lot of chicken around here. hahahah
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