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Old 2013-10-05, 03:10 AM   #6616
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I got quite a... Scary one today Let me write the script:

Him: Where's the rest of your bike?
Me: That's it!
Him: Where's the rest of it?
Me: That's it... It's a unicycle not a bike...
Him: So where's the other wheel? And the handlebars?
Me: I don't need them
Him: Don't come near hear tonight mate... (We were in front of a pub)
Me: (Still smiling/joking) Why, what'll happen?
Him: Let's just say you'll fall off...
Me: Nah, I'm good at riding
Him: Guys here will punch you off it for being a stupid clown...



I just told him to F*ck off and rode away, thankfully it's not a pub I go near often... Strange how people turn hostile so quick!
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Old 2013-10-05, 03:30 AM   #6617
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I got quite a... Scary one today Let me write the script:

Him: Where's the rest of your bike?
Me: That's it!
Him: Where's the rest of it?
Me: That's it... It's a unicycle not a bike...
Him: So where's the other wheel? And the handlebars?
Me: I don't need them
Him: Don't come near hear tonight mate... (We were in front of a pub)
Me: (Still smiling/joking) Why, what'll happen?
Him: Let's just say you'll fall off...
Me: Nah, I'm good at riding
Him: Guys here will punch you off it for being a stupid clown...



I just told him to F*ck off and rode away, thankfully it's not a pub I go near often... Strange how people turn hostile so quick!
Was he drunk? It's amazing how people think that the where's the rest of your bike joke is funny and sometimes get offended when you don't.
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Old 2013-10-05, 05:48 AM   #6618
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Here's the one I got from my wife the day I took my new 26er out of the box....."what the heck is the matter with you?!! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!!"
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Old 2013-10-05, 12:02 PM   #6619
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Was he drunk? It's amazing how people think that the where's the rest of your bike joke is funny and sometimes get offended when you don't.
He looked a tad tipsy :P
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Old 2013-10-05, 02:42 PM   #6620
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He looked a tad tipsy :P
Well maybe he forgot and you could have gone there tonight...
It's pathetic that a WYOW joke variation can be though up by a tipsy guy.
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Old 2013-10-06, 05:07 AM   #6621
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I was riding down my street while one of my neighbors was leaving. He pulled over for me to let me by and as I went by, he put his window down and said "the real question is, can you juggle while you ride?" I looked at him straight faced and said "Chainsaws" and I kept riding.
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Old 2013-10-06, 06:08 AM   #6622
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Today a totally fresh response; something I've never heard before! A group of Cub Scouts along the side of the bike path. I'm coming down a hill on my Road uni (It has a handlebar, I'm wearing lycra and a helmet, and a mirror on my sunglasses). One of the boys says "Hey look, it's a long-term unicycle!"

I have no idea what he meant, but I think I like it. I'm a long-term unicyclist.

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"the real question is, can you juggle while you ride?"
When people ask me that it's usually in the form of "Can you juggle too?"
My response: I can juggle five.
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Old 2013-10-06, 12:25 PM   #6623
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I was riding down my street while one of my neighbors was leaving. He pulled over for me to let me by and as I went by, he put his window down and said "the real question is, can you juggle while you ride?" I looked at him straight faced and said "Chainsaws" and I kept riding.
Nice!!
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Old 2013-10-06, 04:13 PM   #6624
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Today a totally fresh response; something I've never heard before! A group of Cub Scouts along the side of the bike path. I'm coming down a hill on my Road uni (It has a handlebar, I'm wearing lycra and a helmet, and a mirror on my sunglasses). One of the boys says "Hey look, it's a long-term unicycle!"

I have no idea what he meant, but I think I like it. I'm a long-term unicyclist.

When people ask me that it's usually in the form of "Can you juggle too?"
My response: I can juggle five.
Maybe he meant a long-distance unicycle Still, I like your interpretation better!
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Old 2013-10-06, 07:35 PM   #6625
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Not exactly a quote, but had a very nice exchange with one guy in a group of bicyclists while waiting for a traffic signal this morning. He was really excited about seeing a guy on a unicycle and declared that he was going to get one and learn to ride it. Me: "That's great, they also have smaller ones that are easier to ride." Him: "No, I want one like that! What size wheel is that?" (36") They waited after the signal changed to watch me remount and ride away (great, no pressure). Fortunately, I did a reasonably decent freemount (have to keep up appearances). The guy rode alongside for a while asking questions. ("A good workout?" "Yes" "Hard to learn?" "Not that bad, just practice." Stuff like that.) He declared again his intention to get one and learn to ride it as he rode off to catch his friends. Cool!
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Old 2013-10-07, 12:14 AM   #6626
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While being passed by some bikers going downhill today, one asked if I also ski with one ski.

No. I do not.
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Old 2013-10-07, 01:06 AM   #6627
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While being passed by some bikers going downhill today, one asked if I also ski with one ski.

No. I do not.
Sounds clever for a sec until you realize that it's called snowboarding...
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Old 2013-10-07, 05:50 AM   #6628
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When snappy comebacks/clever responses go wrong

Today on a singletrack trail, meeting a man and woman with dog coming the other way...
Woman: "That's a first."
Me: "I've been coming her for 15 years."
Woman: (after a pause) "Okay. "

Too strong. Of course it's a first for her...
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Old 2013-10-07, 07:47 AM   #6629
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One of the boys says "Hey look, it's a long-term unicycle!"

I have no idea what he meant
I'm with Piece Maker. In most people's minds, a unicycle is something you ride a short while on a circus floor. Your outfit and your unicycle made it look, even to a layman, as if you were doing a long ride. That was remarkable to him.
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Old 2013-10-07, 08:32 AM   #6630
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Sounds clever for a sec until you realize that it's called snowboarding...
Not necessarily


I think my response though would be:

"nah, telemark"
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