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Old 2006-10-05, 11:39 AM   #1
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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly Isters. By Ronnie Barker

An old email i found whilst going through my outlook inbox.
You have probably read this before but here i go, if you havn't it should be worth a chuckle:

Bet you can't read this without laughing!
To all my bommy pastard mates,
I hope your fits tall off Lith waughter

Subject: In Memory of Ronnie Barker

>>>This was originally shown on on BBC TV back in
>> the seventies. Ronnie
>> Barker
>>>could say all this without a snigger (though god
>> knows how many
>> takes).
>>>Irony is that they received not one complaint.
>> must have been the speed
>> of
>>>delivery was too much for the whining herds. try
>> getting through it
>> without
>>>converting the spoonerisms as you read;
>>> This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly
>> isters.
>>> Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a
>> marge lansion.
>> Rindercella
>>>worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss
>> pits, and shivelling
>> shot.
>>>At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
>>> The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One
>> was called Mary
>> Hinge,
>>>and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they
>> were really forrible
>>>huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
>> The sugly isters had
>>>tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts
>> would not let
>> Rindercella
>>> Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her
>> gairy fodmother appeared.
>> Her
>>>name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light
>> rucking fesbian. She turned
>> a
>>>pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge
>> farriage with six dandy
>>>ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
>>> The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be
>> back by dimnlight
>> otherwise,
>>>there would be a cucking falamity.
>>> At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the
>> prandsome hince when
>>>suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all
>> chucking frighty!!!" said
>>>Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over
>> ollocks, so dropping
>> her
>>>slass glipper.
>>> The very next day the prandsome hince knocked
>> on Rindercella's door
>> and
>>>the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty
>> Swallocks lifted her leg
>> and
>>>let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked
>> the prandsome hince.
>> "Blame
>>>that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
>> When the stinking brown
>>>cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on
>> both the sugly isters
>>>without success and their feet stucking funk.
>>> Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave
>> the prandsome hince a
>>>knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as
>> he had bucking fuge
>> halls
>>>and a hig bard on.
>>> He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and
>> it fitted pucking
>>> Rindercella and the prandsome hince were
>> married. The pransome hince
>>>lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella
>> lived hers with a
>> follen
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Old 2006-10-05, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old 2006-10-05, 11:50 AM   #3
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Old 2006-10-05, 12:14 PM   #4
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Fut the wuck? So neriously, fat thas wunny!
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Old 2006-10-05, 01:11 PM   #5
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We've done this as a skit at camp for years, except it was the Rated G version. It really brings a picture when big hairy men dress up as the characters in the story.
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Old 2006-10-05, 02:38 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by yoopers
except it was the Rated G version.
Was it Prinderalla and the Cince? Here is one version, is there a longer version?

I like Ronnie's Leprechaun story too.

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