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Old 2007-08-09, 05:18 PM   #1
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Dutch Swears

As you can see, Tobbogonist and I are learning Dutch. In other news, I just got permabanned on physics-forums.com. I'm not certain whether I should advertises this, but oh well...

Anyway, the reason I got permabanned is that I was swearing. Stupid and childish, I know, but sometimes you just have to. I'm intending to register again, but from now on if I ever feel the urge to swear(and with their moderation policies I probably will before too soon), I'm gonna swear in Dutch.

So, can you help me out? Please post Dutch swears, translation in English and pronunciation if possible. Thanks a lot, Holland is the hottest!
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Old 2007-08-10, 08:18 AM   #2
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I think that...nuek=fuck..maybe
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Old 2007-08-11, 08:17 PM   #3
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Old 2007-08-21, 07:41 PM   #4
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Ask Dustin.

He likes to teach people on the subject.
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Old 2007-08-22, 10:18 AM   #5
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Ask Dustin.

He likes to teach people on the subject.
Haha, you were there too?

Zakkenwasser - Testicle washer
Stoep hoer - Sidewalk prostitute
Dus tin - Very sexy guy
Neuken - To make love
Neuken in de keuken - To make love in the kitchen
Neuken in de douche - To make love in the shower (the english people loved the variations )

What else do you want to know?
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What else do you want to know?
Everything!

I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...
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Everything!

I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...
Everything! - Alles!

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That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?
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That's German.
It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you.
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Thank God. Just tell me how to pronounce the words. Please! Now!!!
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wow i posted penis here. i dont ever remmember doing that.
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Old 2007-10-15, 04:49 AM   #12
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I learnt some German..

Porste.

all i can remmember

after a few to many porstes my memory goes a little fuzzy.
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It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you.
he wasn't joking by the looks of it
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That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?
dutch sounds as german because of the many false friends...all in all you could tell it a german dialect which is difficult for germans to understand

everything means alles in german, too...

i only know:
goede nacht - good night
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Old 2008-10-19, 06:14 PM   #15
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kut = vagina (but is used as fuck/shit/damn in english)
(god)verdomme = (god) damn (it)
klootzak = asshole (actually translates to scrotum)
eikel = asshole (direct translation = acorn, nipple I think)
mierenneuker = antfucker meaning somebody who considers small details important (not really a swearword)

These should get you started swearing in dutch!
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