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Old 2012-08-11, 10:48 PM   #1
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Why is it you see a clown walking down the road when you're not on your uni?

So today I'm driving to the shops to get some plumbing parts. Just before I get to the shop I pass a clown walking along. I presume he was working at Toy r us as there's a branch nearby.

Only good manners (and years or experience of being abused for being on a uni) stopped me shouting "oi, someone's nicked your unicycle!"

Now had I been on the uni
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Did you happen to notice what kind of shoes he was wearing? Does a clown commuting on foot carry his clown shoes in a sack like women who work in offices carry their heels?
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When you are driving do you constantly look for lines all the time?
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Old 2012-08-13, 06:03 PM   #4
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When you are driving do you constantly look for lines all the time?
Yes. I try to drive between them at all times.
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Old 2012-08-14, 01:36 AM   #5
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When you are driving do you constantly look for lines all the time?
I race them with frequency.

I theorize that it's the two dimensional trail of a Tron bike, and that if I win the race with the rider up ahead, I may be inducted into the world of Tron awesomeness.
I still ride a unicycle. You can guess how my endeavors are going.
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Old 2012-08-14, 05:56 PM   #6
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Did you happen to notice what kind of shoes he was wearing? Does a clown commuting on foot carry his clown shoes in a sack like women who work in offices carry their heels?
I did! He was wearing trainers, a clown in mufti!

He didn't have a bag so guess he must have a tall locker a work
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I have never seen a clown in the wiled
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I did! He was wearing trainers, a clown in mufti!

He didn't have a bag so guess he must have a tall locker a work
Good eye.
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