stupid answers to stupid questions. (Mad Magazine)

I don't like all of the responses to that horrible question which
involve falling off of your uni. They make you look stupid, which is
not the image that we want to give the public. If however you must
fall off and deliver your line, please proceed to hit the person with
your fallen unicycle, and make sure they know never to say "that"
again. I'm sick of people who think they are smart and original with
the deliverance of that line. Karl Frankowski (Madison, WI)

Corection: The subject should have read: Snappy answers to
stupid questions.