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2006-05-24, 03:47 PM
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Time To Ride
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How many Unicyclists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw in the light bulb and…
Two to point out the light bulb is screwed in the wrong forum. Five to post a Gallery. Three to post a Video. Four to point out a proper search wasn’t made for the light bulb. Two to post a useless poll before screwing in the light bulb. Six to make funny remarks about the light bulb. Three to troll just to show they were there when the light bulb was screwed in. One to write an extremely fascinating three-post write up for a one-minute light bulb change. Three to ask whether it is better to get the light bulb from Atlanta, Canada, or locally. Two to point out light bulb means something else in their culture. One to make an double entendre or innuendo about screwing in a light bulb. Two to point out Jesus is the Light. Four Atheists/Agnostics to immediately argue otherwise. Two Buddhist/Taoists to point out there are other lights. On to ask what the highest light bulb drop is. Six to argue the political implications. Three newbies asking how to screw in a light bulb. Seventeen High Schoolers stating their Janitor changes their light bulbs. Three Geezers recalling time before light bulbs. One Geezer to give the complete history of light bulbs. One to point out a pierced light bulb doesn’t work. One to organize a light bulb weekend. One hundred fifty to show up but not offer to help. One to immediately sell the light bulb before another is purchased. Three females to keep some balance in dealing with the light bulb. Consensus that BTM should change all the light bulbs in the future because he is tallest. Your contribution…
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2006-05-24, 04:04 PM
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768 - It's in your DNA
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2006-05-24, 04:06 PM
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jumps stuff
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one to assemble the brand new lightbulb on the drveway just to run it over w/ the car!
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2006-05-24, 04:10 PM
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Static Long Jump ~ 2.0 Meters
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Location: Cochrane, Ontario, Canada
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Brilliant!
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2006-05-24, 04:19 PM
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Robs World
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Location: Roseville California
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You forgot someone to stick their finger in light socket to check for power
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2006-05-24, 04:21 PM
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Waffle-Tosser, Time-bider and JCTK
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2006-05-24, 04:33 PM
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One to hop in and start talking about BC wheels.
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2006-05-24, 04:37 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mount Solon Va. Shenandoah Valley
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"blink" i just had an idea
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2006-05-24, 04:41 PM
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Waffle-Tosser, Time-bider and JCTK
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One to post about how many lightbulbs are replaced at the pentagon.
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2006-05-24, 04:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Two to argue loudly for and against different sizes of lightbulb.
One to ask if a splined lightbulb would be better for street lighting.
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2006-05-24, 05:01 PM
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What's in the box?
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Arkansas
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one to compain about threadjacking
one nonrider to say that lightbulbs suck 
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2006-05-24, 05:33 PM
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The Lone Clothespin....
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2006-05-24, 04:58 PM
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From the Over 50 Group
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Location: Memphis, TN, USA
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One to be offended by the light bulb.
One to represent the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Light Bulbs.
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2006-05-24, 04:59 PM
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Time To Ride
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Location: Brier, WA USA
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Ten to think up replies to "Where's the other light bulb?"
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2006-05-24, 04:37 PM
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Life's a beach
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Prestatyn
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Three to debate the make of light bulb to use.
Two to ask what colour they should use to pimp the light. Cathy
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