Investors wanted

[JJuggle]

Over the years my wife and I have had a number of ideas for products and their marketing.

I am currently looking for investors for our latest venture. We are selling shares in lots of 1, 5, and 10 thousand dollars.

What we're working on is a healthy, vegan substitute that preserves the oily aromatic pungency of the pizza lovers' delight, the anchovy.

Get in on the ground floor. An opportunity like this doesn't come around every day. PM me for details.

As of now our working name for this product is...














The Unchovy.

[total uni]

i will buy a share for $3

[digigal1]

Raphael, do that many people like anchovies that much? And if you are a vegan, how would you know what they're supposed to taste like?

Constructive questions from someone who truly cares about you.

[Dave Lowell]

Think about it. You decide to go vegan. You miss anchovies. There is no delight in pizza any more. The Unchovy is for you!



That or this whole thing is a joke.









P.S. - what about the cheese?

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by total uni
i will buy a share for $3

Can't you read?

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by digigal1
Raphael, do that many people like anchovies that much?

Nice to hear from you again, Paula.

And if you are a vegan, how would you know what they're supposed to taste like?

Like New Yorkers (the city that is), Unitarian Universalists, and homose...no scratch that one, most vegans are not born that way; they remember, oh yes, they remember.

Constructive questions from someone who truly cares about you.

So are you in or out?

Oh and when, Missy, did I stop being your hero?

Well, can I at least be your main man?

[john_childs]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Can't you read?

Ohhhhh! The hard sell.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by Dave Lowell
Think about it. You decide to go vegan. You miss anchovies. There is no delight in pizza any more. The Unchovy is for you!

Amen, brother! Amen. So can I put you down for a 1, 5 or 10 thousand dollar share?

That or this whole thing is a joke.

Surely, Dave you know me well enough to know that I never joke. I know, and don't call you Shirley.

P.S. - what about the cheese?

Hey works for plain vanilla vegetarians, too.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by john_childs
Ohhhhh! The hard sell.

C'mon, John. These young punks join the forum, they're gapping like mad in no time, grinding pedals left and right, hopping up 20 stairs in the wink of an eye, but they can't read and they sure can't spell for shit. Look at the kids sig, for cryin' out loud. What am I supposed to say?

[john_childs]

Originally posted by JJuggle
C'mon, John. These young punks join the forum, they're gapping like mad in no time, grinding pedals left and right, hopping up 20 stairs in the wink of an eye, but they can't read and they sure can't spell for shit. Look at the kids sig, for cryin' out loud. What am I supposed to say?

Exactly. You show them who is in control. Show your strength. And give them the hard sell.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by john_childs
Exactly. You show them who is in control. Show your strength. And give them the hard sell.

So, what can I put you down for, anyway?

[john_childs]

Originally posted by JJuggle
So, what can I put you down for, anyway?

Anchovies? Unchovies? No anchovies for me.

[daino149]

Originally posted by JJuggle
C'mon, John. These young punks join the forum, they're gapping like mad in no time, grinding pedals left and right, hopping up 20 stairs in the wink of an eye, but they can't read and they sure can't spell for shit. Look at the kids sig, for cryin' out loud. What am I supposed to say?

Amen to that

[Catboy]

If I had 10 thousand dollars to give you I more than would I love ancovies, and I think everyone should be able to enjoy them, even vegans. Sadly... I am flat broke, and can only say I would buy them, and love the idea.

[Gilby]

My check is in the mail.

I've been told I have been pretty lucky and I know this is going to be a winner.


Though when I saw the thread title, my first thought is what you see below: